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cr: marimonodem
the rush of serotonin i get every time i see them in the game together, you have no idea.
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Vintage boys.
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HLC REACT TO… whatever…
A/N: more gremlin MC content
OMINIS GAUNT: He rounds a corner in the DADA tower and trips over something blocking the walkway. “OOF- Bloody Merlin! Who-…MC?” He holds his wand out and can just barely make out their distinct shape.
They lay spread eagle, face up. “Oh, hello Ominis. Are you here to join me for my meditation?”
“… I didn’t know you meditated. Also, WHY Are you in the middle of the hallway??”
“It matters not where I lay. I can release negative energy wherever and whenever necessary. I simply breathe in…” They take a deep breath and let out the most horrifying, blood curdling scream.
SEBASTIAN SALLOW: He’s out for a casual walk and MC marches past him, their face unreadable. “Where are you off to?”
“To get butterbeer or commit a felony. I’ll decide when I get outside.”
“oh…mind if I tag along?” He rushes up to speed walk next to them.
AMIT THAKKAR: He sits at a table in the library to study when his foot kicks something. He looks and sees MC lying face down on the floor. “MC? What are you doing?”
“Tracking nargles.”
“…what?”
“Tracking. Nargles. You can only see their trail on perfectly flat surfaces.”
He decides to study elsewhere.
GARRETH WEASLEY: He walks in on MC at his potion station. He curiously glances into the cauldron, reeling back in confusion. He checks the clock. “MC, why are you making chocolate pudding at four a.m.?”
“Because I’ve lost control of my life.”
He slowly backs away.
NATSAI ONAI: She joins MC for breakfast. “Good morning, MC. How are-”
MC takes the biggest pancake and slaps it on top of their head. They stare at her as they pour syrup over themselves. “…hat.”
She decided it was too early for this and sat elsewhere.
POPPY SWEETING: She goes to collect eggs from the chicken coop in her Gran’s yard and MC apparates out of nowhere and slaps her hand.
“I AM THE CHICKEN GOD AND I HERE BY DECREE WE SHALL NOT SURRENDER OUR EGGS! BEGONE, EVIL WITCH!” MC shoves Poppy out of the coop. She stands dumbfounded.
“ANOTHER VICTORY OVER THE EGG THIEF! REJOICE, MY SUBJECTS!” MC climbs the perches and does a rooster call on the highest one.
IMELDA REYES: She’s out on the flying lawn doing hanging sit-ups from her broom when MC floats by. She watches them fly backwards and upside down in a circle overhead. “What the..?”
MC flies in faster and tighter circles until they’re just spinning in place. They get flung off their broom and fall on their face in the grass. MC stands, unharmed, and recalls their broom. “Not fast enough…need more beans.” They walk off.
She hangs and watches them leave, too dumbfounded to even laugh at whatever weird shit just happened.
ANNE SALLOW: She tends the small garden in front of her home in Feldcroft when she’s startled by MC’s head looking up at her through the honking daffodils. She holds her hand over her heart. “MC!? You scared me! What…what are you doing?”
MC was buried up to their neck. They look up at her like SHE’S the weird one. “Being one with the honk.”
She blinks and opens her mouth to say something but decides against it. She goes back inside.
EVERETT CLOPTON: He’s walking to class when MC approaches him.
“Do you have a galleon?” They ask.
“Yeah..?” He pulls one out of his pocket. “Why?”
MC takes it, pops it in their mouth and swallows it. “Thanks.” They walk away.
He stares after them with stunned concern.
LEANDER PREWETT: He’s out practicing Summoners Court. He summons one of the spheres and as it rolls towards him, it reveals to be hollow, MC rolling inside.
He’s too stunned to speak. He just watched as MC sticks their legs out and walks the sphere back to its starting position. They curl back up inside.
He checks his temperature. Perhaps he’s had a bit too much sun. No matter what his deal is, he doesn’t want to witness that again and leaves.
LUCAN BRATTLBY: He goes to the clocktower to set up some dummies for practice and he’s startled by yelling above him. He sees MC swinging in the giant pendulum. They were badly singing at the top of their lungs.
“I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BAAALLL! I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOooOoOoOVE!”
MC was clearly having a moment. He can practice another time.
PROFESSOR FIG: He’s working at his desk and looks up to see MC coming through his door. “Ah, MC. Good to see you.” Before he can say anything else, MC curls up into a ball on his lap. “MC…?”
They sniffle. “I just need a hug…”
He smiles sympathetically and wraps his arms around them. “Of course, I’m always available for those. Something troubling you?”
“…life.”
“Understandable. We shall sit here as long as you need.”
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Ominis by Pasta as Avatar
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remember that time that spock said “this is about sex” but he couldn’t say sex so instead he said “biology” and kirk clearly knew what he meant but was awkwardly like “what kind of biology” and spock got this look on his face like ‘oh lordy i’m not dealing with this today’ and said “vulcan biology” and kirk can’t say the word sex either so he goes “u mean the biology of vulcans” and then they stood there in silence for ten seconds like a pair of fucking idiots
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weed strain called they hit the pentagon
you just gotta call it “the pentagon” so you can hit it yourself
let’s be business partners
(via a-mir-mortal)
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dont care + didnt ask + you know nothing of Javert + I was born inside a jail + I was born with scum like you + I am from the gutter too
L + ratio + I am warning you Javert + I am a stronger man by far + there is power in me yet + my race is not yet run
(via dianapocalypse)
Posted on June 6, 2023 via with 12,359 notes
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“Fuck it, we slay” (heavy eye bags, dehydrated, on the verge of insanity)
(via thelonelyballoon)
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Yes I am, those fuckers were literally bird-brained.
Lol I think about this daily …some shit could hit any second.
(via thelonelyballoon)
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